It’s back-to-school time, and you know what that means: Time to get those children woke!

Fortunately, Teen Vogue is on it:

Here’s a handy list from the article to help both kids and teachers get through the school year without offending even the most delicate of snowflakes:

“Folx.” “Nibling.” While you’re busy rolling your eyes, the ACLU is busy encouraging this bullsh*t because civil liberties or something:

FFS.

That’s a really good question.

In the meantime, thanks for the tip, ACLU. But it’s gonna have to be a hard pass from us. And from anyone else who isn’t completely insane.

Parting food for thought: