Donald Trump recently posed with a biker who likes guns and boobs, and the Washington Post is on it:

Apparently this was worth an entire article.

Democracy Dies in Darkness, you guys.

It’s already pretty impressive:

Another gold WaPo scoop!

Oh, for sure.

Trump had better resign now, just to be sure.

Ha!

Someone fetch us our pearls so we can clutch them.

Sorry, WaPo, but something tells us this won’t be the thing that takes down Trump.