Our day just isn’t complete unless Alyssa Milano’s complaining about something.

Last night, she once again spouted off about the Equal Rights Amendment and tried to catch Paul Ryan in the act of hating women. Or something:

He declined? The nerve!

But wait … there’s more:

Oh, honey.

See that’s the thing: Alyssa’s brand of logic isn’t actually very logical at all.

Of course she doesn’t. But then, this isn’t really about the Constitution, is it? It’s about Alyssa Milano. It’s always been about Alyssa Milano.