And you thought spelling out “RESIST” in the sand was making a statement … you hadn’t seen anything yet:

Is this performance art? Real life or fake news? Her bio sure reads like parody:

Her timeline does, too. But so much of real life seems like parody now, who can really be sure? For the purposes of this post —  and for our own amusement — we’re going to treat it like it’s for real. Because let’s face it: it’s a total Resistance™ move. And we can totally picture SJWs doing poop art to get back at Trump.

There’s a moral to this story, though:

Also? Capitalize on your sh*t whenever you can: