As Twitchy told you, earlier this week, David Hogg announced plans for a “die-in” at the local Publix today — and he encouraged others to follow suit. Because if there’s one thing that will get the public’s respect, it’s totally disrupting their grocery shopping. On Memorial Day weekend.

And speaking of ratings for the media:

A chopper. An effing chopper.

See, now, the Brooklyn Bridge being on sale … that seems a lot more chopper-worthy.