The more James Comey talks, the more annoying he gets. He’s pretty much begging to be smacked around at this point. And the Onion is more than happy to oblige:
Comey: 'What Can I Say, I'm Just A Catty Bitch From New Jersey And I Live For Drama' https://t.co/RkNQ1tQeUE pic.twitter.com/15Leof1vaR
— The Onion (@TheOnion) April 16, 2018
Perfect. And you know why it’s so perfect? Because:
Totally coulda been NOT The Onion. https://t.co/HjSK09DXuW
— Meech (@michi83) April 16, 2018
Right???
Love a good snark bite?
— CharmSchoolDropout (@Pjwilli00088364) April 16, 2018
Poifect pic.twitter.com/aNszbFyMfg
— ???? ?????? (@WilliamPieper) April 16, 2018
???? lmao
— Properly Improper RI (@Sali1368) April 16, 2018
— Wayward Son (@waywardson2016) April 16, 2018
But wait — it actually gets better, believe it or not:
Ohhhhh, damn damn damn.
People, do you realize that @TheOnion is one of only 18 accounts James Comey follows on twitter. pic.twitter.com/3eWsvjzi4F
— Michael (@cantbeathepeach) April 16, 2018
Like we said: Perfect.
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