The more James Comey talks, the more annoying he gets. He’s pretty much begging to be smacked around at this point. And the Onion is more than happy to oblige:

Perfect. And you know why it’s so perfect? Because:


But wait β€” it actually gets better, believe it or not:

Like we said: Perfect.Β 



β€˜You uncultured SWINE’! Journo TOTALLY misses Ben Shapiro’s Comey joke β€” and pays a HEAVY price