Bad news for Bill and Hillary Clinton today:

Geez.

That’s an understatement.

Oof.

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Update:

More from Lohud.com:

New Castle police have confirmed a fire at the Clintons’ home in Chappaqua.

Police declined to give further details on the fire at 15 Old House Lane where Bill and Hillary Clinton have lived for nearly 20 years after buying it for $1.7 million in 1999.

But scanner reports said it was a bedroom fire and has been extinguished.

A what fire?

Oh.

Staaaaahp.

Editor’s note: This post has been updated with additional tweets.

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