On today’s episode of Incredibly Bad Ideas:

No, really. This happened.

This is Roy Moore and 12-year-old Millie March in front of a fireplace:

Mmmm … how ’bout no?

This is just so, so bad.

That’s a really good question. As are these:

Why would anyone think this was a good idea?

Not just your run-of-the-mill creepy, but …

Totally.

Ugh. Stop the ride. We can’t take anymore.