As Twitchy told you earlier, the power of polls apparently compelled Nancy Pelosi to call for the resignation of “icon” John Conyers. But Conyers’ lawyer isn’t about to let his client go down without a fight:

Dude.

The entertainment value is through the roof:

Holy moly.

It just keeps getting better:

You guys. You guys.

This is amazing.

Totally true.

Of course, Conyers’ lawyer couldn’t resist taking some shots at the congressman’s accusers, too:

Oof.

Conyers is definitely looking pretty sca-rewed right now.

Stay tuned! We can’t wait to see how this show ends.

Editor’s note: This post has been updated with video.