Bias? What bias? The New York Times wouldn’t know anything about that. They’re just doing God’s work, you know:

Here’s what they’ve been up to today:

Well, gosh.

Something smells awfully rotten about this, New York Times …

This raises an important question:

Yes, please.

No. It most certainly isn’t.

That’s because it’s straight-up political activism.

Well, if nothing else, they’ve laid to rest any remaining doubt about their motivations.

The New York Times sure likes Citizens United when it’s convenient for them.