If you had Garrison Keillor on your Dirtbag Bingo card, come and collect your prize:

The hits just keep comin’, folks. I

But it gets better:

He literally did:

Timing is everything.

What happens next? Stay tuned!

Totally:

Two soporific, pervy peas in a pod.

Editor’s note: This post has been updated with additional tweets.

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HOLY CRAP! This Deep Thought™ from Garrison Keillor ‘did NOT age well’

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Hmmm … seems like there might be more to that story, no?

Editor’s note: We’ve removed tweets from an update to this post for use in a separate post. You can read the new post here.