Wow. We can’t believe we’re saying this, but this is some actual potential good news out of Washington, D.C.:

Now this is a bill every American should be able to get behind!

Should be very enlightening. Of course we probably shouldn’t get too far ahead of ourselves …

Blech.

Well, no matter what, one thing’s for sure:

Damn straight.

Editor’s note: “Report” has been removed from this headline. 

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Update:

More from Rep. Marsha Blackburn: