Nothing to see here, folks! George “Touchy McToucherson” Takei was just playing a role:

Here’s his Facebook post:

OK, gramps.

So … show of hands: Who’s satisfied with Takei’s explanation?

We can smell it from here.

Editor’s note: This post has been updated with additional tweets.

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