It’s been a while since we last checked in with celebrated author Joyce Carol Oates … let’s see what she’s up to:

Get it? Because Mississippians are stupid, ignorant, and illiterate! Unlike the esteemed Ms. Oates here:

Anyone have anything to say to Joyce?

And away we go!

It’s pretty clear she doesn’t understand a lot of things.

The real Joyce Carol Oates is … kinda racist:

Delightful woman, that Joyce Carol Oates. Nothing says “I’m a compassionate liberal” like acting like a condescending, elitist snob.

Well, if nothing else, Joyce is at least doing her part to ensure that Mississippians don’t read her books.

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