This is one for the books, folks.

It started off innocently enough this weekend, when über-twerp Bill Mitchell took a characteristically gross shot at John McCain:

Total douchebag, right? Right. He deserved to get called out for that, which he was:

And then today, this happened:

Oh. Em. Gee. Do we laugh or cry? How about both?

It’s … well, it’s something.

Even if it is a bot.

To be honest, we’re not entirely sure what’s happening. What a weird, weird time to be alive.

Some parting advice for anyone who decides to follow in “Alicia’s” footsteps: Don’t.

Editor’s note: This post has been updated with additional tweets.