Planned Parenthood is nothing if not resourceful, so it should come as no surprise that they got a sweet piece of the PPP loans:

As Bill Kristol points out, it didn’t have to be that way:

Sorry, we need to step away for a few minutes … we’ll be back once we’re done running headfirst into the nearest wall.

What the hell would Bill Kristol know about being “conservative” and “pro-life”? Has he paid any attention to himself over the past few years?

Evergreen exit question:

And evergreen answer: