A Philadelphia DSA activist loser came home from a “boycott bike ride” and made a shocking discovery: thumbtacks stuck to the bottoms of his shoes.
THE HORROR!
THE TERROR!
REEEEEEE!
He immediately concluded that Zionist counter-protesters had deliberately deployed them against the crowd, because apparently that’s the level of threat assessment we’re working with now.
Came home from the Philadelphia boycott bike ride wondering why the traction on my shoes was less than usual and have discovered that they’re covered in tacks that were deployed on the crowd by Zionist counter protestors https://t.co/8beGMdhBhW
— James🔻 (@GoodVibePolitik) November 8, 2026
The post, complete with a photo of the offending footwear, has been treated by supporters as evidence of a sinister plot to maim peaceful protesters. Never mind that the rider was on a bike through city streets that are regularly littered with construction debris, loose metal, and whatever else falls off trucks. Or that a handful of tiny tacks on a pair of shoes is roughly as dangerous as stepping on a LEGO in the dark.
The idea that this constitutes a coordinated attack worthy of outrage says more about the complainant than it does about any counter-protesters who may or may not have been there.
@GoodVibePolitik OMG! How did you make it through that?
— BiggiesNotDead 🤪 (@RodSox4) November 9, 2026
YOU GUYS! IT WAS THUMB TACKS!
@GoodVibePolitik ... shouldn't the tacks be in your bicycle tires, not your shoes?
— Christopher R Taylor (@KestrelArts) November 9, 2026
@GoodVibePolitik https://t.co/zmhvWfgMw8
— ⚡️Jeffy's Raspberry Dream ⚡️ (@BLRawding) November 9, 2026
HA HA HA HA HA
If the tacks were planted on purpose, it was a remarkably low-effort form of opposition. If they weren’t, then a grown man just spent his evening documenting and publicizing the fact that his shoes got a little sticky. Either way, the victimhood narrative writes itself.
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