When you can be anything in America you want, choosing to be a scold seems like a bad choice.
Really, bro?
IT'S OUR BIGGEST BIRTHDAY, and it deserves our BIGGEST CELEBRATION ever.
D.C. is giving itself a hazardous dose of toxins tonight
— Bryan Johnson (@bryan_johnson) July 4, 2026
> largest fireworks in U.S. history
> dropping 9 metric tons of toxic chemicals on city
> air quality 2-8x higher than "hazardous"
> toxins 17-57x higher than acceptable levels
> chemicals settling into ground, water,… pic.twitter.com/OTviYzCby1
Marc Andreessen delivered the perfect reality check to Johnson’s lengthy, microgram-by-microgram freakout over the 'toxic' chemicals in Washington’s Fourth of July fireworks display. While Johnson treated America’s 250th anniversary celebrations like a public health emergency, complete with grim warnings about strontium, barium, and aluminum oxides raining down on the capital, Andreessen’s sharp reply cut straight through the joyless scolding.
It's true, sometimes a picture is indeed worth 1000 words.
https://t.co/iwotAOoxtF pic.twitter.com/WKJlqQpupp
— Marc Andreessen 🇺🇸 (@pmarca) July 5, 2026
Seems most of X feels this very same way.
@bryan_johnson Jesus god in heaven Bryan. Have a little fun. Lord. 🇺🇸🌭
— CantBeMe (@cantbeme14) July 5, 2026
Amen.
Dude's just salty that it's BBQ day & he only eats vegan paste & supplements
— Temptedraven (@Temptedraven) July 5, 2026
george looks like he's been waiting 250 years to say that
— Ehsan Azish (@ehzish) July 5, 2026
If Washington saw modern-day Leftists and their attitude toward our country, he'd never stop throwing up.
They are a joyless lot, aren't they?
— Karma's Pet (@s_pet55651) July 5, 2026
This is an example of a wet blanket. My guess is he's a laugh riot at funerals.
— Martha Johnson (@MarthaJohn1679) July 5, 2026
Family reunions, birthday parties - the LIFE OF THE PARTY, man.
Liberals “why can’t we win any younger male vote” this is why, u can’t take one day off of bitching
— Take Down the Pedos (@avechristusrx5) July 5, 2026
Seriously. But hey, this sort of scolding wins over older, white, wealthy, Leftist women who look for any and every reason to crap all over America, so Democrats ... they're all yours.
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