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Here Are the Reasons Tweeps Say They Will Vote for Kamala Harris and YES They Are As Dumb As You'd Expect

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I took it upon myself to ask Democrats, Leftists, Indies, Moderates, and sadly even some so-called Republicans why they would vote for someone like Kamala Harris WITHOUT bringing up Trump. It's easy to say you're voting for the Democrats because you're an emotionally thin-skinned big baby who for whatever reason hates low taxes, secure borders, a strong economy and NO WARS, but it's a bit more difficult to explain why you're voting FOR an imbecilic candidate installed by a shadow government who has literally received ZERO votes.

And who just incidentally put Pennsylvania back in play with her VP pick of the socialist drunk driver but that's another story.

As you can see, people who vote for Democrats have a really hard time with direction and instruction. I suppose that's why they keep trying to claim things like being on time, being successful, and knowing math are somehow racist - it keeps them from being accountable for how damn awful they really are at the simplest of things. The majority of them couldn't explain why they wanted to vote for Kamala without bringing up ORANGE MAN BAD.

Yeah, it was pretty pathetic.

That being said, I laughed at the people who said weed because clearly they are clueless of Kamala's background as AG. Interestingly enough, when I pointed out her track record of jailing lots and lots and lots of young black men over weed they didn't want to talk about this anymore.

Huh.

Abortion was hardly surprising because for whatever reason, this demographic is really anxious to take the lives of our most innocent and defenseless if they are in the least bit inconvenient. I also expected them to point out how important her skin color and sex both are, heck, even Joe Biden admitted those were the reasons he picked her as his VP.

People admitting they liked her because she's spent a LONG time in government ... I did not expect them to admit how much they love government ... shows what I know. 

But the kicker, the one that made me laugh the hardest, were the people telling me how nice she is.

She's NICE.

Forget that in reality she's not nice because anyone who would watch an old man gradually fade away as president and say NOTHING because it would mean she might lose her cushy job is not nice ... if you vote for a politician because you think they're 'nice' you need to have your head examined.

Twice.

This is what we're really up against, you guys. Voters who don't care about much of anything outside of getting high and being able to get an abortion. Oh, and they want a 'nice' president. We've got a lot of work to do.

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