This video crossed my timeline this morning as I was trying to wake up (working Sundays has its benefits) and at first, I thought it had to be a parody. Surely nobody would knowingly post something this stupid, this embarrassing, unless they were trying to make a joke. Then I noticed the account sharing it was a parody and thought, 'Ok, this is a joke,' BUT then I found out this is very real and this woman has posted on other topics on her Instagram.
And those videos are just as cringe as this one is.
Although, if I'm being honest, I laughed at her impression of white people. Apparently, we are all very nasal when we talk with no accent or intonation whatsoever and wear ugly glasses. Who knew Clark Kent was the whitest of all white people?
Watch this:
After watching this, I'm ready to pay reparations now. How about you? pic.twitter.com/rCzo7qK5dM
— Not Tina Kotex (@NotTinaKotex) March 2, 2024
She's all calm and practiced in her foofy, fluffy, floral room trying to make a reasonable-sounding case for reparations while the evil white person who doesn't agree comes across as some NPC filled with hate.
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Tells me a lot about what she thinks about white people and it's not good. But you know, white people who don't want to give her a bunch of money are the real bad people.
Can you imagine if a white person did this? Did an impression of a black person so they could talk down to them on a topic? Buildings would be on fire and Targets would be looted. Not to mention Biden would be all juiced up talking about how white supremacy is our number one threat and that Trump will only make things worse because ARGLE BARGLE RAR TRUMP BAD.
From the same account ... she may be using a wide angle to look thinner. pic.twitter.com/kCNteGHiYH
— Not Tina Kotex (@NotTinaKotex) March 2, 2024
Seems I wasn't the only one who thought this couldn't possibly be real.
And yet it is and she feels perfectly comfortable posting it for the whole world to see.
We are living in exceptionally stupid and annoying times, my friends.
Show me how every white person is benefiting from slavery. Show me how every black person is suffering from slavery. Then we can talk about how to change the effects if it’s true, which it’s not. But I’m not paying one cent of reparations for something that happened 150 years ago
— Monica (@amazed_am_i) March 2, 2024
Because Barack and Michelle are feeling those negative impacts of slavery.
— 80's Music Fan (@LoriMcCann2) March 2, 2024
Totally.
Now don't mind me, I am off to get rid of any sort of accent I might have and get some ugly glasses so I can feel like a real white person.
Heh.
