Wayne Brady has revealed that he identifies as a pansexual.
That sounds awful.
And exhausting.
Ok, so there are a lot of jokes we can make here (and I'll share them below but only for you rad and awesome VIP readers), but when I looked up what a pansexual is I found the following definition: Pansexual: sexually or romantically attracted to people regardless of their sex or gender.
Huh. So if we're talking about reality and common sense, Wayne is bisexual since you know, THERE ARE ONLY TWO SEXES. #CopeAndSeethe
But since it's 2023 and we have like a bazillion different genders and identities to make people feel special about their sexual preferences he's going with pansexual.
Wayne Brady is opening up about his sexuality, revealing that he identifies as pansexual. https://t.co/1iMbfYh9lq
— NBC News (@NBCNews) August 8, 2023
Opening up.
This implies people actually cared.
I guarantee you, NONE of us cared who Wayne Brady likes to have sex with.
Let the mocking begin ...
Being pansexual sounds like a LOT of work. Who has the time or energy? ;)
— The🐰FOO (@PolitiBunny) August 8, 2023
I only care if it's non stick ceramic.
— S. Alan Johnson (@elZorroSword) August 8, 2023
Picky picky.
In reality, they're just desperate for ANY action...
— Tek Roo 2024 (@Tek_Roo) August 8, 2023
I mean, there are 2 sexes, so it's just "bi"... pic.twitter.com/ak9U1GQMRq
— Great MAGA King T-Panda (@ItsPandatory) August 8, 2023
See? That's what I said WAAAAY up there.
I definitely feel certain feelings when I am frying bacon.
— Undead Calvin (@shoveitjack's twin) 🇺🇸🐶🏒 🎶 (@shoveit_parag) August 8, 2023
Is that what that means?
Hard to act on them though, because that grease burns!!
Waaaay TMI, bro.
Heh.
Also, what’s so sexy about cookware?
— Mike Kilo (@Mike___Kilo) August 8, 2023
I love my All-Clad, but that's taking it a bit far. pic.twitter.com/Zn5ErELMO7
— MAC Actual 🇺🇸🪖 (@MAC_Actually) August 8, 2023
My favorite take on the term. pic.twitter.com/mxh6gtWmkT
— Bicycle Boy (@mcandrus) August 8, 2023
Yeah ... pass.
