Why lie? I just want to keep giving Democrats/Lefties/Progs the middle finger

Sam J. | 1:46 PM on June 02, 2023

Each time I sit down to write a piece asking you to sign up for our VIP Membership, I think of the guy asking for money and holding up a sign that says, “Why lie? I just want to buy a beer.” And no, I’m not asking you to sign up so editors can buy a beer (although I wouldn’t argue with you if you wanted to buy me one). The point is I could spin this all over the place, write about how awful censorship still is in this country if you don’t bow down to the mighty Left, how much Biden sucks, that our country is in trouble, yadda, yadda, yadda.

But I know you know that. You wouldn’t be reading this if you didn’t.

So, today, I am just shooting you straight – you should sign up for a Twitchy VIP Membership. You just should. It’s cheap, it’s entertaining, it’s informative, and above all else, it helps us stay in business. Much like when we take our dollars from businesses like Target (have you seen their stock?!) and Bud Light to make a point, you can put your dollars (or, in our case, a few cents a day) to work supporting conservative media.

Like us.

I like to think of us as the red-headed stepchild of the media, the outspoken, trouble-making, mouthy kid who refuses to go along to get along. And as such, there are plenty of people out there who would like nothing more than to shut us up and shut us down.

So here’s the deal. Sign up for a Twitchy VIP Membership right now (not later today, not tomorrow, not a week from now), use special code SAVEAMERICA, and you’ll get 50% off. Just like that. Nifty, right? And you’ll be using your dollars to push something you believe in while taking those dollars away from pervs and weirdos at Target and Bud Light.