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Republicans, it's time to stop EFFING AROUND ... we have a country to save

Republicans, we are our own worst enemy sometimes. We are. And I get it, we’re a difficult bunch because none of us like to be told what to do or how to think and we sure as shiznit do NOT like being told how we should vote. It’s one of those Catch-22 things about being on the Right … it’s super awesome that we’re independent thinkers and refuse to be led around like lemmings BUT it can be a real pain when we’re trying to get everyone on the same page to beat Biden and the Democrat hoard who are destroying our country. Every time I hear Biden talk about ‘finishing the job,’ all I can really think about is him saying he needs to ‘finish the country.’

I know, Lefties will say I sound like their crazy backwood redneck uncle who voted for TRUMP (WHOOOO DAWGIE I DID SO THERE!) but that’s what we’re looking at if we don’t stop Biden. A country we may not be able to save from the damage they’re actively inflicting every day he’s in the White House if we can’t get it together and WIN. Unfortunately, right now there is more division on the Right than there even was in 2016, so I’m worried. Not only is it hard to unseat an incumbent (Heck, Democrats had to all but destroy the country to ‘fix the election’ in 2020), but we as a party are all over the place. Just today, people are arguing about whether or not a single man should be able to run for president.

No, really.

There are people who would rather elect a multi-divorced candidate over a candidate who has never been married before … LIKE THAT FREAKING MATTERS.

It doesn’t.

And I just don’t get why it matters to anyone. If the candidate in question has the ability to win in 2024 and pull us back from the cliff before Democrats dump us over it? I’M IN, BRO. Like all day every day and twice on Sunday. All of these petty fights and nitpicking about this or that candidate, I’m over it. Between Trump supporters going after DeSantis and DeSantis supporters going after Trump – I just want you all to go after Biden. Yeah yeah, it’s the primary and we should be ‘debating’ for the nod but in the end, I think we all need to sign some sort of agreement that no matter who wins, they have our support. I’m serious. If you’re a DeSantis supporter and Trump gets it? I want you to support Trump. If DeSantis gets it, I want you to support DeSantis. Heck, Tim Scott could surprise us all and take the whole thing.

Hey, it could happen.

At this point, I’d vote for a bologna sandwich over four more years of Biden and whoever is pulling his strings while he pretends he’s in charge. C’mon, a bologna sandwich would have just as much personality as ol’ Joe (maybe more) and make better decisions.

THAT’S where we all need to be.

If we want to win.

And dammit, I want to win.

Don’t you?

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