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No seriously.

You had me at hello … you complete me … you ARE the sunshine of my life … you are the wind beneath my wings … how do I love thee, let me count the ways.

etc. etc.

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That means so much more than I can even say in a mopey thank you note that is so NOT like me – we all know I’m not a hugger.

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Hugs (ok, not actual hugs but you get it),

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