Dear VIP Peeps,
You guys rock.
No seriously.
You had me at hello … you complete me … you ARE the sunshine of my life … you are the wind beneath my wings … how do I love thee, let me count the ways.
etc. etc.
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Wanted to take a moment out of my busy day making fun of famous people and mocking the president (God bless America) and his painfully awful admin to say thanks for your support for Twitchy and all of our TownHall properties. Truly. In a time when so many conservatives are losing their freedom to speak up and out, when so many are being canceled by the mob for not falling in line with the Left’s batsh*t demands, knowing you ‘have our back’ is more valuable than I can possibly put into words.
Our VIP Members are the fans who sit behind our bench, or better yet, sit behind our opponent’s bench to trash-talk and harass them so they can support us. VIP Members are like the person in front of you in line who pays for your coffee, and they’re the ones who always laugh at your jokes, even if they’re not always all that funny. (Hey man, they can’t ALL be winners).
Let’s be honest, I have one of the best jobs on the planet, and I get to keep doing it every day because YOU not only read me, but you’re willing to put your money where your mouth is and support my efforts, and the efforts of all our editors. As they say (don’t ask me who ‘they’ are), you have skin in the game.
That means so much more than I can even say in a mopey thank you note that is so NOT like me – we all know I’m not a hugger.
But I digress.
Thank you, from the bottom of my cold, evil, conservative heart, for being a VIP Member, and for being part of our Twitchy family.
Hugs (ok, not actual hugs but you get it),
Sam J.
