I see a lot of crazy anti-Trump tweets in my line of work and to be honest, I have read and covered some DOOZIES in the last three years so I thought to myself, ‘Self, why not put together a weekly collection of crazy so the rest of you can point and laugh with us?’
And here I am.
To be completely honest, it was super easy to find most of these tweets this week because Rob Reiner’s timeline alone is filled with enough crazy and unhinged to write one of these every hour of every day. Talk about Stage 5 TDS …
The President of the United States engaged in Bribery & Extortion of a foreign country for his own personal gain. And the GOP is fine with that.
— Rob Reiner (@robreiner) November 9, 2019
Look at this nonsense.
He’s wrong of course, but that didn’t stop nearly 54k other unhinged anti-Trump hyenas from liking the tweet.
Here’s another from meathead:
It takes a special kind of sociopath to blatantly & continually spew bald faced lies. When facing a mountain of Criminality & Impeachment the sociopathy intensifies. Trump knows he’s committed Extortion & Bribery. His desperation is pathetic.#TrumpBribed#TrumpExtorted
— Rob Reiner (@robreiner) November 8, 2019
You’ve gotta wonder if Rob even sees the irony of babbling about the type of sociopath HE himself actually has become.
And speaking of a sociopath …
Best quote of the week. “Let’s stop using the Latin, “quid pro quo” and start calling it what it really is: BRIBERY AND EXTORTION.”
— Bette Midler (@BetteMidler) November 7, 2019
If anyone knows about bribery and extortion it’s the Left.
We couldn’t have a list of unhinged and annoying without Mr. Kellyanne Conway.
To the members of Congress, public officials, and talking heads still defending @realDonaldTrump: Just stop. Especially the lying. He has no defense. Don’t go down with him in history in disgrace. The sooner we get this over with and he’s gone, the better off everyone will be.
— George Conway (@gtconway3d) October 29, 2019
Notice how they never really get into specifics but only preen on with a vague and melodramatic word salad.
We show our respect for the office of President of the United States by denouncing the man who is desecrating it.
— Bradley Whitford (@BradleyWhitford) October 28, 2019
Desecrating it?
Oh, honey.
You guys, these are the people telling us ‘orange man bad’.
Eloquent, intelligent, thoughtful:
Hillary Clinton explains why trump's Ukraine call was so wrong, and even suggests how he COULD have had a *perfect* call.
Refreshing to hear adult vocabulary, sound reasoning, and complete sentences. pic.twitter.com/5bsAKmptEE
— BrooklynDad_Defiant Savage! (@mmpadellan) November 1, 2019
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
This name-calling toddler is defended by an entire American political party as an institution, from top to bottom, who want you to give him four more years of sole control of nearly 2000 nuclear weapons. https://t.co/NNHNnG3xmp
— Tom Nichols (@RadioFreeTom) November 9, 2019
How the mighty have fallen.
Notice how everyone loses when Trump shows up at their events? That's how G-d boos. #TrumpCurse
— Tom Arnold (@TomArnold) November 10, 2019
Spoken like a true loser, Tom.
New reporting reveals that the scumbag, knowing his time in office is centimeters from crashing, has already identified a return to TV as his next effort in bilking the public, for which many other TV scumbags will welcome him with open arms, because scumbags.
— Ron Perlman (@perlmutations) November 8, 2019
Ron Perlman is an expert on what it takes to be a scumbag. Remember when he accused Twitchy of being a Russian asset? Good times.
First, Republicans objected to private depositions, even though almost fifty of their members could attend.
Now, they don’t want public hearings.
The only consistency—
They don’t want the American people to learn the truth about the President’s serious misconduct. https://t.co/6j2gserYJe
— Adam Schiff (@RepAdamSchiff) November 8, 2019
Right, it’s Republicans who are hiding the truth.
Keep telling yourself that, Adam.
Schiff For Brains is really reaching, but you guys knew that.
#ImpeachTrump #TrumpExtortionist #betrayedourallies #TrumpCrimeFamily pic.twitter.com/4xH3UVBcJK
— Debra Messing (@DebraMessing) November 9, 2019
Debra is tweeting all in hashtags now … pretty sure that means she’s broken.
If God really loved Trump, he wouldn’t give sports fans the “Boo or Lose” ultimatum.
— Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) November 10, 2019
Yeah, I know, this is clearly not Tony’s most unhinged tweet but it was the only one that wasn’t filled with f-bombs so I’ll take what I can get.
Donald Trump’s day so far:
– Still hasn’t tweeted anything
– Maybe he fell down a well
– Trump goon arrested for stabbing #BabyTrumpBalloon
– Triggered snowflake couldn’t deal with a balloon
– 48 hours to TV impeachment hearings
– Trump is going to prison
– It’s still only 10am— Palmer Report (@PalmerReport) November 10, 2019
Palmer Report’s day so far:
– Putting his Trump Derangement Syndrome on full display.
– It’s only 11:00 am
Hey, this fun!
Sing along with me … ‘Hello crazy our old friend, we’ve come to laugh at you again.’
Editor’s note: Hey folks, this is something I’d like to write every week (pointing and laughing at the haters seems to make everything better), so if you see a tweet that you think is totes unhinged and qualifies please hit me up on Twitter @politibunny, or shoot me an email: [email protected]. Thanks for reading and being part of our VIP program, it means a lot! – sj