Hey now, we all want to know what three little words are a big turn-on, right? Luckily the New York Post wrote an entire story about it …
These three little words are a big turn-on https://t.co/OSe0tNRsZA pic.twitter.com/WbTJqHqTxq
— New York Post (@nypost) October 23, 2018
From the New York Post:
The new survey of 2,000 Americans saw kisses on the neck voted as officially the biggest turn-on, followed by your partner saying just three little words.
According to the findings, a partner simply saying the words “I like that” in bed ranked the second most-appealing way to ramp up the mood.
For real? That’s it?!
‘I like that’?
Psh. Tweeps came up with some far better ideas:
Hillary loses Wisconsinhttps://t.co/gHM2v0dxnl
— David Henry (@imau2fan) October 24, 2018
Yes.
Delete Your Account. #WhatILearnedToday @RantsOutloud
— Libra Tarian (@LibraTarian) October 24, 2018
I brought food?
— AttackYuuki (@AttackYuuki) October 25, 2018
Bacon and eggs.
— John Regan (@jregan11) October 25, 2018
Anything with bacon.
I brought pie.https://t.co/UYxcim91Ro
— BonkPolitics (@BonkPolitics) October 24, 2018
He said pie. Heh. *sits in the corner*
@ChickfilA gift card.
— justaguy (@JMurray247) October 24, 2018
Alrighty then, Cassanova.
McRib is back
— Keith Nickell (@KeithaNickell) October 24, 2018
"Own the libs?"
— Chris Nodimas? (@CholeraFan) October 24, 2018
Recommended
RAR!
— John Powers (@JohnDPowers22) October 24, 2018
Grit. Grind. Memphis.
— Memphis Grizzlies (@memgrizz) October 25, 2018
Heh.
“Don’t get up”
“I’ll do it”
“Dinner is ready”
“Dishes are done”
“I’ll clean house”
“Take a nap”
“I brought wine” https://t.co/fV1ZEZXH71— J.R. Holmsted (@JHolmsted) October 25, 2018
— Acquisitive Chuckle (@Acq_Chuckle) October 25, 2018
*sigh*
And we’re done.
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