We had to look twice at this tweet because when we first saw it we were SURE it had to be the National Enquirer.
Really CNN?
A Russian model being held in a Thai jail promises to spill Trump-Russia secrets https://t.co/aiXdNpUeCd pic.twitter.com/rlytzWOxbh
— CNN (@CNN) March 1, 2018
What’s next, Trump’s child from Mars sends Nancy Pelosi a secret, coded message that says the president will ultimately destroy the universe if he’s not impeached? Cripes.
If #CNN were a newspaper, it would be on a drugstore rack screaming headlines about Bigfoot. https://t.co/M5TMpMoy4U
— James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) March 1, 2018
James Woods is our spirit animal.
That’s all there is to it.
And selling Viagra on page 2…
— Caleb Jordan Schulz (@Based_Jedi) March 1, 2018
Hey man, Capitalism.
If CNN were a news organization, it would be run, led and staffed by butthurt tantrum babies who have decided to forego reporting and carry out a vendetta against the president who calls them on their idiocy…..oh, wait…..sorry…..
— Mike Bullard (@bullimusmaximus) March 1, 2018
It seems they’ve pretty much given up on the pretense that they’re an actual news outlet at this point.
Funny how the National Enquirer has more standing and validity than the CNN RAG NEWS.
— Jay#WETHEPEOPLE (@EnochJubilee365) March 1, 2018
Youch.
And she knows where the Malaysian Airlines jet is, @CNN!
— Bonny Wright? (@miamivandynyu) March 1, 2018
Quick! Take her statement on that, CNN!
If #CNN were a newspaper it would be at the bottom of my cat's litter box.
— Davecatbone (@Daver2956) March 1, 2018
Poor kitty!
Oh CNN ?♀️
When will you learn???— DianaTheDeplorableOne (@DianaDeplorable) March 1, 2018
No no no, we don’t want them to learn.
Then whoever will we make fun of?
— Publius (@The_Frisco_Kid) March 1, 2018
NOT BAT BOY!
Oh, wait, THAT’S IT. Bat Boy is Trump’s SON!
Get on that, CNN.
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