Apparently in a battle between himself and a pair of pants, super-science-guy Neil deGrasse Tyson lost … we can’t even begin to make up such silliness so luckily all we have to do is report on it.
Hey, don’t take our word for it, read it for yourself – a “play” of sorts in three tweets:
https://twitter.com/Wokieleaksalt/status/862528515148840960
The editor of this piece only laughed for 14 hours but hey, we get it.
Before writing this article, we went out to see if the tweets were still on Tyson’s timeline, and they were:
Sometimes I wonder whether we are not smart enough to realize how simple our Brains actually are.
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) May 10, 2017
Sometimes we wonder if Neil just sits around coming up with ridiculous things to say on Twitter.
And really, we’re not smart enough to know our brains are simple? This guy can’t even take his pants off without falling over …
No. I have pretty good balance for my body size. But I have fallen over while attempting to quickly take off my pants.
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) May 10, 2017
We’ll just place this in the “Things We Need Never Have Known about Neil deGrasse Tyson” column.
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Argh, thanks for this visual.
Didn’t intend to send that last tweet to all. Was responding to someone asking if I’d ever fallen trying to remove my T-shirt
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) May 10, 2017
Clearly and yet still TMI.
https://twitter.com/TrancewithMe/status/862287525993299969
Truth.
Ok, then maybe be a good sport and delete them?
https://twitter.com/Wokieleaksalt/status/862528812361318400
SCIENCE!
God loves us and wants us to be happy.
— Foggy Anabasis (@foggyanabasis) May 11, 2017
RIGHT? As if the creation of beer wasn’t proof enough of that already.
And I can't unsee the visuals
— Soylentblue (@soylentblue) May 11, 2017
Neither can we – guess it’s just the risk we take with covering Twitter.
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