'RUN AWAY'! Joining Twitter? Check #AdviceForPeopleJoiningTwitter first (here are some of the best)

Twitter had plenty of advice for “newbies” thinking about joining the social media giant on the hashtag, #AdviceForPeopleJoiningTwitter.

You better have thick skin here, kid. This ain't no Facebook page where your mommy likes all your food posts. #AdviceForPeopleJoiningTwitter

— G (@stevensongs) April 25, 2017

Pay attention newbies.

https://twitter.com/Hella_Right/status/856906362139357184

Bring your own metal chair.

Not everyone on the Internet is crazy, but all the crazies are on the Internet. #AdviceForPeopleJoiningTwitter

— Amy Curtis (@RantyAmyCurtis) April 25, 2017

Twitter was built on crazies.

https://twitter.com/_wintergirl93/status/856929277438291975

Heh.

https://twitter.com/molratty/status/856927643664609283

Harsh.

But true.

https://twitter.com/MrJoshPerry/status/856912764195000320

And no thanks.

Make someone your bitch right off the bat to intimidate the others.#AdviceForPeopleJoiningTwitter

— Federalist Musket?? (@Patriot_Musket) April 25, 2017

https://twitter.com/ChuckNellis/status/856879292629884931

https://twitter.com/theroadbeer/status/856949939741499392

And never send THIS guy ^ lewds.

Just trust us.

It's not for the easily offended. #AdviceForPeopleJoiningTwitter

— Thanksmaven (@Killmaven) April 25, 2017

Amen.

https://twitter.com/Hector_Srsly/status/856735892265988096

It changes you.

#AdviceForPeopleJoiningTwitter
She's probably not a blonde, 21 year old college student

— The Bold Flavors (@TheGigconomist) April 25, 2017

No Nigerian princess wants to marry you and then give you all of her riches either.

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You can basically use cat gifs as currency #AdviceForPeopleJoiningTwitter pic.twitter.com/NtIpv5e2cr

— Dan (@Danimal941) April 25, 2017

No you didn't actually win a Samsung Galaxy. #AdviceForPeopleJoiningTwitter

— David E (@DaSkrambledEgg) April 25, 2017

Or a tablet.

https://twitter.com/JayStylus/status/856887540552540161

You will quickly learn the people you enjoy watching on TV or in the movies are annoying jackasses.

https://twitter.com/ElizabeththeMob/status/856719542558609408

Golden rule.

#AdviceForPeopleJoiningTwitter
Get ready for the outpouring of love and affection. pic.twitter.com/Lvvch1dVsU

— Jeff Bower (@JeffBowerLA) April 25, 2017

Tough crowd.

Abandon Hope, All Ye Who Enter Here!#AdviceForPeopleJoiningTwitter

— (((WitCoHE))) (@E__Strobel) April 25, 2017

https://twitter.com/ItalianOranges/status/856719379396001792

Best advice of all.