'Because f*ck you': Conservatives drop their own MOAB on Stephen King for Afghanistan/tax tweet

You know the saying, “Don’t start none, won’t be none?”

We’re pretty sure Stephen King missed it …

Come on, chickenshit, if you're man enough to drop a mega-bomb on Afghanistan, you should be man enough to release your tax returns.

— Stephen King (@StephenKing) April 15, 2017

Yeah, he had to know THIS was not going to end well for him on Twitter.

You never get to see his tax returns. Ever. Why not? Because fuck you, Drunky.

cc @yesnicksearcy

— Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) April 16, 2017

Dude. You made the colonel angry, you won’t like him when he’s angry.

https://twitter.com/stevemcgrew/status/853437209889972224

We tried to warn you, man.

MAYBE stick with writing books about monsters and leave reality to the adults in the room?

https://twitter.com/stevemcgrew/status/853631104947023875

That too.

https://twitter.com/hansolo/status/853394719048519684

Angry old man yells at clouds … that’s Stephen.

Apples and orange.

— Jeffrey Guterman (@JeffreyGuterman) April 15, 2017

https://twitter.com/martinjj1807/status/853783606438834176

https://twitter.com/fredtc/status/853799873530875905

Not entirely sure why, but this one cracked us up. EL OH EL.

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— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) April 17, 2017