LOL! Dave Rubin writes perfect headline for Andrew Cuomo's bizarre 'We are one New York' drivel, wins internet

Wow y’all, Andrew Cuomo is TOTES in touch with New York and THE PEOPLE.

As a New Yorker, I am a Muslim. I am a Jew. I am Black. I am gay. I am a woman seeking to control her body. We are one New York​. pic.twitter.com/peOL9x2ltl

— Andrew Cuomo (@NYGovCuomo) January 29, 2017

Huh. If only someone could come up with a headline to match this moving hogwash, right? Hard to describe in one sentence, the level of drama queen that Cuomo has invoked here.

HEADLINE:

Noted Gay Black Muslim Jew Woman Speaks. pic.twitter.com/LXxj8657AY

— Dave Rubin (@RubinReport) January 30, 2017

Awww, thanks Dave.

And LOL.

Dave wins the internet folks, the rest of you can go home now.

Sadly someone, somewhere probably doesn’t think this is a joke and is applauding his use of diversity … because people are stupid.

oh sweet Jesus they're unravelling.

— Rita Panahi (@RitaPanahi) January 30, 2017

They are indeed and at this point it’s best to laugh at them. Of course this isn’t the first time Cuomo has played dramatic to make a lame point … like this bit.

As I’ve said before, I say again today, if there is a move to deport immigrants, I say then start with me. pic.twitter.com/elejUuKS9J

— Andrew Cuomo (@NYGovCuomo) January 25, 2017

Dude, you’re not an illegal immigrant so this is stupid. But you knew that.

That's one ugly broad.

— Justin #SaveLodge49 (@AdmiralOfAges) January 30, 2017

Yeah, Cuomo makes an ugly chick.

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Except if you're a conservative, then you can get the heck out. @RubinReport

— Suzy (@scout_nj) January 30, 2017

Awww yes, Cuomo was more than happy to talk trash at conservatives and make them feel unwelcome in New York. Maybe we should see about deporting him …

he left out Pagan Jedi Warlock

— Helgi Steinar (@helgistones) January 30, 2017

*dying*

https://twitter.com/thachampagne/status/825899806719504384

Phew!

Dude's a fucking shape-shifter.

— Infinite Ennui (@Infinite_Ennui) January 30, 2017

Editor’s note: We write about a lot of funny stuff at Twitchy, but this may be one of the funniest threads we’ve seen in a long while on Twitter. Cuomo the shapeshifter … lol.

Wait… Are you a Muslim or a woman seeking to control her body?

— tammybruc (@BrucTammy) January 30, 2017

Because he can’t be both.

BOOM.