Wow y’all, Andrew Cuomo is TOTES in touch with New York and THE PEOPLE.
As a New Yorker, I am a Muslim. I am a Jew. I am Black. I am gay. I am a woman seeking to control her body. We are one New York. pic.twitter.com/peOL9x2ltl
— Andrew Cuomo (@NYGovCuomo) January 29, 2017
Huh. If only someone could come up with a headline to match this moving hogwash, right? Hard to describe in one sentence, the level of drama queen that Cuomo has invoked here.
HEADLINE:
Noted Gay Black Muslim Jew Woman Speaks. pic.twitter.com/LXxj8657AY
— Dave Rubin (@RubinReport) January 30, 2017
Awww, thanks Dave.
And LOL.
Dave wins the internet folks, the rest of you can go home now.
Sadly someone, somewhere probably doesn’t think this is a joke and is applauding his use of diversity … because people are stupid.
oh sweet Jesus they're unravelling.
— Rita Panahi (@RitaPanahi) January 30, 2017
They are indeed and at this point it’s best to laugh at them. Of course this isn’t the first time Cuomo has played dramatic to make a lame point … like this bit.
As I’ve said before, I say again today, if there is a move to deport immigrants, I say then start with me. pic.twitter.com/elejUuKS9J
— Andrew Cuomo (@NYGovCuomo) January 25, 2017
Dude, you’re not an illegal immigrant so this is stupid. But you knew that.
That's one ugly broad.
— Justin #SaveLodge49 (@AdmiralOfAges) January 30, 2017
Yeah, Cuomo makes an ugly chick.
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Except if you're a conservative, then you can get the heck out. @RubinReport
— Suzy (@scout_nj) January 30, 2017
Awww yes, Cuomo was more than happy to talk trash at conservatives and make them feel unwelcome in New York. Maybe we should see about deporting him …
he left out Pagan Jedi Warlock
— Helgi Steinar (@helgistones) January 30, 2017
*dying*
https://twitter.com/thachampagne/status/825899806719504384
Phew!
Dude's a fucking shape-shifter.
— Infinite Ennui (@Infinite_Ennui) January 30, 2017
Editor’s note: We write about a lot of funny stuff at Twitchy, but this may be one of the funniest threads we’ve seen in a long while on Twitter. Cuomo the shapeshifter … lol.
Wait… Are you a Muslim or a woman seeking to control her body?
— tammybruc (@BrucTammy) January 30, 2017
Because he can’t be both.
BOOM.
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