Dear Women’s March,
Thank you from the bottom of our hearts for giving us so many wonderful things to write about.
Serio.
Your friends at Twitchy
Can you help me some#WomensMarchStatistics???
— Doc Thompson’s Daily Mojo (@DocThompsonShow) January 23, 2017
Doc Thompson is at it again with yet another spectacular hashtag.
#WomensMarchStatistics
85.9% of #WomansMarch protesters have no idea why they were in DC!#WhatILearnedToday— Doc Thompson’s Daily Mojo (@DocThompsonShow) January 23, 2017
People were more than happy to help with #WomensMarchStatistics; here are some of the best:
https://twitter.com/ScottInSC/status/823521116387995649
100% of them didn’t get laid on Saturday@DocThompsonShow @KAL79
— Kris Cruz (@realKrisCruz) January 23, 2017
Please note, we didn’t say it … HE did.
#WomensMarchStatistics Sales of Ben and Jerry's and shirtless firemen calendars suddenly dips over the weekend. Begins recovery on Monday
— ThinkingConservative (@thinking_con) January 23, 2017
#WomensMarchStatistics DC doughnut shops had a record breaking weekend. pic.twitter.com/8COtQhuSNp
— Cook The Turkey ?MrD Camp Director (@LordotDragons) January 23, 2017
Sprinkled donuts are the work of the PATRIARCHY!
70% with daddy issues and 32 cats
30% who need you to fund them getting banged like a screen door during a tornado#WomensMarchStatistics
— I Am Leah (@Bossy_Leah) January 23, 2017
Recommended
Meep.
https://twitter.com/liars_never_win/status/823557196592087041
MATH IS A TOOL OF OPPRESSION AND MUST BE STOPPED.
#WomensMarchStatistics number of women w/ pro life views invited to attend: ZERO.
— C Jason Gillam (@JGlly) January 23, 2017
Actual stat, yes.
#WomensMarchStatistics things changed: 0
— Angela Morabito (@AngelaLMorabito) January 23, 2017
#WomensMarchStatistics White privilege is having enough time and money to go to DC just to protest and dress up as a vagina.
— BlackRussianBot (@darrylpetitt) January 23, 2017
Please note, women who are actually oppressed were not able to attend.
Millions of men went hungry #WomensMarchStatistics pic.twitter.com/aeYvHlegea
— The Mitchell Report (@gmitch9) January 23, 2017
And even more sammiches went unmade. *cries*
80% spent more time wondering what shoes to wear than why they were marching. The rest were just lonely.#WomensMarchStatistics@FiveRights
— a proper gander ͡° ͡° (we deploribus, unum) (@thxUSA) January 23, 2017
Lots of crocs.
#WomensMarchStatistics
With all the angry men hating women busy, Hooters reported a record day.— Texas Guy (@Collinsdw) January 23, 2017
https://twitter.com/Wes_St_Clair/status/823528071882047489
Editor’s note: When we went to pull tweets for this article, the same “error” we received from Twitter last week when we covered the #RenameMillionWomenMarch came up, and many of the tweets were not available unless we searched specifically. We’re not saying Twitter is censoring the tag, but we are kinda sorta totally implying it, heh.
Related:
LOL! Twitter razzes Women’s March with hashtag #RenameMillionWomenMarch
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