Ok Twitter, you can shut down now, this tweet wins. Seriously. Drive safely, buh-bye.
If only Mattis actually HAD shown up in this outfit:
BREAKING: Mattis attends confirmation hearing wearing only Spartan helmet and 'Fuck ISIS' boxers https://t.co/f57kTRHUob pic.twitter.com/CzfDbXtBl5
— Duffel Blog (@DuffelBlog) January 12, 2017
THIS … IS … MATTIS! OORAH!
Gotta admit that would be pretty damn awesome. #SJW heads would explode.
— Miranda Mitchell (@Mashugana_Kat) January 12, 2017
Pretty sure their heads exploded even without the boxers but fair point.
@KassandraTroy At least he won't be dressed like the #Obamaboy. And that was a serious ad.
— chris (@fntrader) January 12, 2017
Yeah, somehow we can’t picture the general in footie jammies drinking hot cocoa. Unless of course there were daggers in the feet of his footie pajamas and the cocoa was actually ACID.
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OORAH! Senator Gillibrand tries desperately to make Mattis look sexist, chokes on her own agenda
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