Hey just FYI, those fossil fuel pipeline things are TOTALLY racist (this climate change poptart says so)

One time there was this fossil fuel pipeline hanging out in a bar and it was making TOTALLY racist jokes so yeah, clearly fossil fuel pipelines are capable of being racists.

And we can’t make this nonsense up – luckily Josh Fox made it up for us so we just get to sit back and make fun of him for it.

Yay!

Chase stop funding racist fossil fuel pipelines #defundDAPL #noDAPL pic.twitter.com/obgmenHVlj

— Josh Fox (@joshfoxfilm) December 15, 2016

Heh.

https://twitter.com/lachlan/status/809781375154917376

Word.

https://twitter.com/lachlan/status/809780695962910720

Gotta watch out for those white power fossil fuel pipelines, those are the WORST.

moving oil around on trains is socially just or something.

— The_Gorn (@TheGorn4) December 16, 2016

Awww yes. Let’s see … because trains are the transportation of the poor man and … umm… nope, we got nothin’.

You ever notice that oil pipelines are almost always white? #StayWoke pic.twitter.com/oWaXEvSpF8

— Andrew T. Lane (@AndrewTLane) December 16, 2016

RIGHT?! OMG pipelines ARE racist!

We knew it! #PipelineLivesMatter