*EYE ROLL* Chelsea Clinton recommends app that NAGS shoppers about making 'ethical purchases'

OMG, it’s so cool! You can totally enter stuff you care about (like polar bears and eating kale and underwater feminist basket weaving) and when you shop it will nag you about making purchases that only support your causes. YAY!

Not.

Very cool new app allows you to make ethically smart purchases based on issues you care abt: https://t.co/eBB7MZEp8C

— Chelsea Clinton (@ChelseaClinton) December 1, 2016

‘Tis the season for lots and lots of shopping and who doesn’t want to get bitched at about “ethically smart purchases” while you’re fighting crowds for those last-minute gifts for the aunt who has everything. Tell ya’ what, Chelsea really has her finger on the pulse of everyday Americans …

Oh wait, no she doesn’t.

So #ClintonFoundation is not on the app!

— Gigi (@julzTheMaster) December 1, 2016

Ha, not likely.

Ethics, really, as if any Clinton would recognize an ethic if it fell out of the sky, landed on their faces and started to wiggle. So maybe this app is a good thing for Chelsea? Ya’ think?