Something fell outta Hillary?
Eeeewwwwww … maybe we don’t wanna know.
Any ideas what dropped out of Hillary Clinton's pant leg right before the collapse yesterday?
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) September 12, 2016
Hrm. Not entirely sure, it could be a wide array of things since she left her shoe at the scene.
Luckily Twitter had a BUNCH of ideas of what it might have been.
I believe that was a piston rocketing through her engine block.
— Mathieu (@TheAmazingBriz) September 12, 2016
The engine finally gave out.
the ghost of Mao.
— Sherman (@_s75w) September 12, 2016
And why not, she dresses like him.
Hmm. She's had a lot of carbon scoring from all the galactic battles she's faced. Hard to tell!
— Mike (@mike4libertyCA) September 12, 2016
Aliens!
https://twitter.com/Ramani33_/status/775335610970087424
They had to take the failed Hillary unit back to Chelsea’s apartment and replace her with a new Hillary unit. Yeah, that’s it.
https://twitter.com/conner_culhane/status/775336418256171008
So THAT’S where it went.
https://twitter.com/czed75/status/775335514048073728
There is likely more truth to this than we want to admit.
definitely a horcrux
— John Garza (@The_John_Garza) September 12, 2016
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She who shall not be named. Heh.
her motherboard
— Chris Harder (@chrishardergolf) September 12, 2016
The robot went kaput.
https://twitter.com/daveearm/status/775339501212340224
This is possible because remember, she said she always carries some with her.
Her soul?
— Laura Rosen Cohen (@LauraRosenCohen) September 12, 2016
Brutal.
Silverware from the White House?
— Big B (@blaubaugh) September 12, 2016
Only if a matching place setting fell out too.
Maybe she really is a robot!
— FrogDoc (@TueborFrog) September 12, 2016
— Anna (White) Burris (@annaeleanor) September 12, 2016
Oh YEAH, glasses. Sure.
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