C is for cookie, that’s good enough for us … wait, we don’t want to give Hillary any more ideas of what ‘C’ could stand for. Our bad.
It turns out Hillary has been taking small children to R-rated films for years because she thought R stood for refreshing.
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) September 5, 2016
And somehow the media would find a way to spin this to her advantage, you know they would. Can see the headlines now, “Hillary takes disadvantaged children to R-rated films as a reminder of the challenges they face if Trump wins the election.” Maybe?
Wrong. R clearly means "safe for ragamuffins" @benshapiro
— The Ginger Blues (@thegingerblues) September 5, 2016
So many possibilities.
https://twitter.com/laurakfillault/status/772604242234339328
There ya’ go. See, educational and stuff – that’s what Hillary is all about.
You think Hillary would go to a movie theater that had general public and not ask for a private screening? Silly Ben.
— Timothy Imholt (@TimothyImholt) September 5, 2016
And there would be ROPE all around the movie theater warding off the evil journalists.
Yeah, that’s it.
@zerohedge …then I'd hate to think what x would mean…
— Tailgunner Rich (@wizguy123) September 5, 2016
Don’t even wanna THINK about that. No no no.
That's just silly. Everybody knows the rating system goes Good, Pretty Good, Really Good, and Extraordinary!
— microcaptrader (@VanderbiltStCap) September 5, 2016
Pretty sure that’s actually what the movie ratings board people use when they rate movies, sure.
https://twitter.com/areilly9786/status/772605342953922560
But not before they ate part of her gingerbread house, daggum kids!
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