PERV ALERT. Weiner aka Carlos Danger is 'strong like a mongoose' ... don't ask

Someone needs to take Weiner’s phone from him. Like YESTERDAY.

Pervy McPervface caught again: https://t.co/3yb5GGm4wD

— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) August 13, 2016

Move over Carlos Danger, make way for Randy Mongoose … you can’t make this stuff up.

https://twitter.com/_wintergirl93/status/764520228239794176

A weasel suits him.

Apparently Weiner was ‘catfished’ by a former Republican who called herself “Nikki”; she texted with him about strappy black heels and porn scenes.

Seriously.

Dude even made jokes about his staff.

*wink wink nudge nudge*

Sext fiend Anthony Weiner strikes again https://t.co/LWqf2WDv93

— New York Post (@nypost) August 13, 2016

That picture, he actually does look a little bit like a mongoose.

Bill Clinton should have a talk about monogamy with Anthony Weiner.
Maybe he already has and that's the problem. https://t.co/d0Wzbo7khb

— H. L. Chiselfritz (@RotNScoundrel) August 13, 2016

Heh.

Consensus is that maybe Weiner, who has a history of sext issues, is just not all that great at flirting.

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Or he’s just a giant dirtbag.

Both?

Hey remember when you weren't a classless P O S ? Yeah, me neither.

— Mario J. Fratto (@MarioFratto) August 13, 2016

Stop it, Anthony. Just stop.  https://t.co/QbOcRpwWpg

— Justin Rohrlich (@JustinRohrlich) August 13, 2016

Yes, stop it, Carlos. Or should we call you Mongoose?

https://twitter.com/terryteachout/status/764560130587230208

Umm duh, dude is a mongoose.

https://twitter.com/anthonyweiner/status/764521257673129984

Because Mr. Weiner, while this is amusing and sorta pathetic, people just don’t care all that much.

Mongoose.