This Is WILD: So, About That Polling Group That Had Francesca Hong Up...
Dearborn Mayor Proclaims His Name Is 'As American As Any Other' (Spoiler Alert:...
Polling Group Caught Intentionally Spreading Fake Polling Data in 'Social Experiment'
No WORDS: Sounds INSANE but It's True — Abdul El-Sayed MUST Answer for...
Democrats Looking Worse and WORSE for the Midterms (and It's All Their Own...
OOF: James Talarico's LATEST Stunt Says SO MUCH About How He's Doing With...
How DESPERATE Is Ro Khanna's Race-Baiting Talking Points? ONE Repugnant Post Says It...
Just WOW: Lefty Coffee Shop Owner Boots Young Pro-Lifers After Comparing Them to...
Pros. Descano Helped Illegal Islamic Extremist Murderer Get Passport — Yeah, It Gets...
WOW: The Way Jon Ossoff Is Trying to SPIN His Sleazy Natalie Harp...
Adam Carolla Blasts Chris Cuomo After Ex-CNN Host Tells Him to Stop Sharing...
Black Socialist Elijah Manley Seeks Primary Win Over Debbie Wasserman Schultz Because She’...
DNC Passes Resolution to Abolish ICE, Ensuring Dem Presidential Candidate Will Be Pro-Ille...
Pope Leo XIV Urgently Calls for the International Community to Advance the Two-State...
Messages Scrawled on Aircraft Flap by Service Members Show No Morale, Says Iranian...

We are the United State of Women, hear us complain, bicker and whine

There’s this summit thing happening today called the United #StateofWomen that is supposedly talking about how far women have come but with a focus on how far we have to go. You know, that traditional leftist nonsense of segregating women from men and pretending we have super special rights because the Constitution spoke specifically about vaginas making a difference with individual liberties.

Advertisement

Pretty sure it’s the XX Amendment, definitely not the XY Amendment because evil men or something. Here is our First Lady making some commercial with other self-important ladies …

Going through the list of speakers for the two-day summit reads a little bit like a Marxist phone book, with Valerie Jarrett, Cecile Richards and other “I am woman hear me roar” types.

Look! Abortion is front and center because women only care about abortion and #reprohealth, whatever that means.

Advertisement

Yes, we need to trust women UNLESS those women are anti-abortion, right Cecile? Did you pass out a pamphlet with updated costs on baby parts after you were done speaking? Asking for a friend.

So should women still try and fire a shotgun from their porches if they feel endangered or does that “pew pew pew” thing only work in certain situations?

Umm … nope.

Anyone understand what this means? Nope, we don’t either.

You hear that? All of you evil people out there discriminating against chicken better knock it off!

Advertisement

Yum, chicken.

Conservative female twitter (is that a thing?) popped up and reminded the #StateofWomen that women are capable to live and succeed without the government and fought back against the idea that abortion somehow defines women’s rights.

https://twitter.com/ObviousInk/status/742728339371241472

Join the conversation as a VIP Member

Recommended

Trending on Twitchy Videos

Advertisement
Advertisement
Advertisement