COVID is apparently so contagious even inanimate objects can catch it.

Or at least that’s what it looks like in this video of an Austrian parliamentarian testing a cup of soda.

Watch:

And they are using results from these tests to form policy … think about that.

As for a translation:

He’s right you know.

What he said.

But that would challenge the narrative that WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE without the government saving us and stuff.

Who knew Coca-Cola was such a high risk?

Ugh, don’t give them any ideas.

This madness is goin’ around.

Seriously. Otherwise, Coca-Cola is just going to KILL GRANDMA.

Now if we could just convince the Democratic governors making ridiculous rules that are killing their economies we might have something.