Richard Grenell is officially this editor’s spirit animal.

Seriously.

The short story he tells in just two tweets about a text-convo he had with an ABC reporter who wanted his help with a story is easy to visualize. We just wonder if Richard dropped his phone and said, ‘BOOOOM’ when he sent the second text.

Man, we hope so.

Did he stutter?

We think not.

He continued:

Not worth the time to even try with ABC.

What he said.

You know He does.

Huzzah!

We could watch Richard drag the media all day, every day.

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