Imagine being THIS ANGRY because Governor Abbott is trying to keep his state’s economy from completely tanking. Granted, we’re willing to bet Dr. John ‘Has His Pronouns in His Bio’ Biggan spends most of his time being angry and complaining about Abbott and Republicans in general but still.

This is just a bad tweet.

HE’S KEEPING TRACK OF YOU SMALL BUSINESSES! AND YOU’LL PAY THE PRICE!

Seriously?

What an a-hole.

This is the type of guy who you see in grocery stores tattling on people who forget that aisles are ‘one way’ right now.

Yup.

There it is.

Careful, you’ll make the LIST!

Karen. Just stay home.

They’d love him in New York.

Boo.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Definitely.

Clever.

Sciency.

Annnd we’re done.

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