Like many in social media, I’ve been calling Brian Stelter, ‘Tater’ for several months now.

Hey, he earned it.

Others call him ‘Hall Monitor,’ which I find is also suitable but for some reason, ‘Tater’ is my nickname of choice for CNN’s most reliable source … which says a whole lot about CNN and ain’t none of it good.

Welp, sounds like Sean Hannity has come up with his own ‘term of endearment’ for Tater, and it works.

Brian was super busy on the phone with ‘sources’ so he missed Hannity calling him, Humpty Dumpty.

Sure.

He had to know this would only lead to more mockery, right?

Ding ding ding.

Umm … whoa, this was almost funny.

Has someone hacked Tater?

Nah.

No reason, after all, they couldn’t put Humpty together again.

Ummm …

His self-awareness really is zero.

It’s impressive.

HA HA HA HA HA

So.

Good.

Brian can’t get out of his own way.

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