Mental note. When anyone has a whole lot of cats in their cover photo and/or avi, odds are they’re going to have issues with straight white men on some level. We’re not saying all people with a lot of cats in their social media are like this but the chance that they are going to screech at you about their pronouns or eating meat is pretty high.
Take for example Miranda Yaver, who per her bio is a political scientist and per her tweets, a professor.
And you can totally see how intelligent she is with this doozy of a tweet.
If you’re a white dude who’s doubling down on the necessity of possessing AR-15s, I’m making some anatomical assumptions about you.
— Miranda Yaver (@mirandayaver) September 1, 2019
Anatomical assumptions.
That’s adorable.
Oh wow, no one has ever made this claim about men and guns before. *eye roll*
Why only the white dudes? They sell ARs to people of other colors too.
— Steve I can Read a Graph Madurski #PatHead (@SMadurski) September 2, 2019
And what about women who double down on the necessity of owning an AR-15? Same assumptions?
And what about us women? It’s sexist to assume only men own firearms.
— Beth Baumann (@eb454) September 1, 2019
*shrug*
— Sarah Jane ☕??*girl Thor sucks* (@pinktastic615) September 2, 2019
I’d have to care.
— Charles Bellows (@charles_bellows) September 1, 2019
That’s a fun game. I’m currently making some creative assumptions about you, too.
— Bee? (@infobee) September 1, 2019
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What a weird way to ask for dick pics
— Adam Trahan (@AdamTrahan) September 1, 2019
Annnd we’re dead.
Thanks for that, Adam.
I’m pretty sure that any picture of an NRA member is a dick pic. pic.twitter.com/yOfvXU7a1e
— Miranda Yaver (@mirandayaver) September 1, 2019
Huh?
Did you just spit take your own stupid comment?
— While Supplies Last (@corrcomm) September 2, 2019
She did.
That was … weird.
This is you. pic.twitter.com/S1eTp85h7N
— Úlfhéðnar (@Svafnir_) September 1, 2019
You should share your bizarre fantasies about the genitalia of people who disagree with you about policy with your therapist or your Mommy.
— Nick Searcy, INTERNATIONAL FILM & TELEVISION STAR (@yesnicksearcy) September 2, 2019
— Jack Martens, Fog (of war) Machine (@JackMartensite) September 1, 2019
You. Couldn’t. Pick. An. AR-15. Out. Of. A. Line. Up.
Sit. Down.
— PrettyLieb (@prettylieb) September 1, 2019
Civilians do not need an AR-15
Civilians do not need an AR-15
Civilians do not need an AR-15
Civilians do not need an AR-15
Civilians do not need an AR-15
Civilians do not need an AR-15
Civilians do not need an AR-15
Civilians do not need an AR-15
Civilians do not need an AR-15— Miranda Yaver (@mirandayaver) September 1, 2019
Oh, and since she wrote this over and over again that totally makes it true.
Considering the cats in your header and avi I’ll be making an assumption or two as well.
— Phil (@philthatremains) September 2, 2019
SEE?!
HA!
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