James Comey tweeted this on April Fools Day so we’re pretty sure he was just joking.

We hope he was just joking.

And dammit, who keeps taking these pictures of him?! PUT THE TWITTER DOWN, JIM.

The middle? On what planet would he be considered the middle politically?

You know what, don’t answer that.

Shew! April Fools … and the guy who just said he’s in the middle tells everyone to vote for Dems.

What an a-hole.

If this editor rolled her eyes any further back in her head she could see Russia from her house.

Brit Hume took it HOME:

So good.

HA!

Comey hasn’t exactly been making friends lately, has he?

There is no try, only do or do not … that’s a Yoda thing, right?

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Oof.

When you’re as smug as Comey that’s a lifestyle, it’s not something you can just turn off.

Ain’t that the truth?

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