Dear Lord, this is embarrassing.
Cory Booker looks like he’s really got to use the bathroom or something, right?
Watch.
HEY, if we have to suffer through this so do you.
Cory Booker is budget version of the already bad motivational speaker your company brought in to lift morale pic.twitter.com/4feBYuAg0U
— Caleb Hull (@CalebJHull) April 2, 2019
He totally has a Howard Dean moment here … YEAAAAAAH!
He’s such a wet blanket milquetoast dork
— Adam Trahan (@AdamTrahan) April 2, 2019
But he’s gonna push progress through! HE GOT ALL SHOUTY so that proves it!
He needs to chill on the red bull. My lord!
— Kelly M. (@heaandbooks) April 2, 2019
Right?
Hey Cory, might wanna lay low on civil rights and history in the same breath while running as a Democrat… but otherwise, you were enthusiastic, I guess.
— Reagan's Velociraptor (@NYPinstripes67) April 2, 2019
Yeah, Democrats tried to stop the whole civil rights thing but hey, he was rolling. Surprised he didn’t go on a rant about how Germany bombed Pearl Harbor.
Employees will still be jumping ship.
— Schredder (@ZSchredder) April 2, 2019
Heh.
— BG (@G11Brian) April 2, 2019
He’s Matt Foley combined with Coach Hines, Keenan Michael Key’s character on MadTV
— Rants Outloud (@RantsOutloud) April 2, 2019
— Matthew (mr. thinker) (@matthewblevins_) April 2, 2019
He even sort of stood like this character. YES!
Ugh, I’m already tired of listening to him. pic.twitter.com/IqUppQtyYH
— ??♀️ Delightful Tweety Bird ??♂️ (@TweetyBird8675) April 2, 2019
Gonna be a long year and a half … yup.
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