Watching little nobody Democratic Reps like David Cicilline from Rhode Island trying desperately to get attention from big-wig party yahoos like Adam Schiff is just seriously so painful.
It’s ok, little guy, someone will pay attention to you and your tiny little state someday.
Adam Schiff is a patriot. He has more integrity in his little finger than @realDonaldTrump or any of the Republicans in Congress today will have in their lifetimes. Remember Helsinki?
— David Cicilline (@davidcicilline) March 28, 2019
This guy has said some epically stupid crap (over the weekend he was telling people Trump was talking about executing journalists), but even we’ve just yawned at his sad little tweets because it’s obvious he’s trying too hard. And sadly for him, the only reason we bothered with him this time around is that Rep. Dan Crenshaw made an example of him on Twitter.
Sorry, not sorry.
Wow. In my whole lifetime, huh?
Maybe I’ll add this to my “mean tweets” list.
But seriously, this is the kind of petty rhetoric that Americans are sick of. https://t.co/MDFKsn9s9L
— Rep. Dan Crenshaw (@RepDanCrenshaw) March 29, 2019
Dan Crenshaw is our spirit animal. True story.
We love that he’s adding this to his ‘mean tweets’ list.
That’s embarrassing for David. I hope he’ll give you the apology you’re owed quickly
— MLH ♥️ (@just_mindy) March 29, 2019
Little David won’t apologize, he’s too busy trying to get acknowledged by the cool kids in his own party.
I swear every tweet you make I like you more. Well done Mr. Crenshaw, and thank you for your service to this amazing country!
— MadChris64 (@Mad_Chris2362) March 29, 2019
USA! USA! USA!
Dude has a Captain America ‘eyeball,’ how can you NOT totally dig this guy?
He drank the kool aid and ate the jello
— Jack Wagon (@JackWag97041005) March 29, 2019
Never a good thing.
Agreed. These absolutes aren’t productive.
Ya gotta admit though, some politicians are in it for the power over the public service.
— Fainting_Goat (@Rick5342x) March 29, 2019
I was manager in charge of payroll, hiring, firing, schedules, etc… at age 12. I quit a job (bribed w/promotion if I wouldn't quit) b/c I couldn't help steal from a client (Brown&Root) at 19. I'm no angel, but had more integrity than Shift before I was 20. So much for Cicilline
— frisb714 (@frisbsteve) March 29, 2019
We all know he doesn’t
— SICEMBALL (@SICEMBALL) March 29, 2019
I can't understand the hatred. How will anything ever be accomplished with this type of conversation. I am worried for our country and the world.
— David K. Ventura (@davev1101) March 29, 2019
They lost the election in 2016 and haven’t been able to accept it.
We’re looking at a nearly three-year-long tantrum now.
Exhausting, ain’t it?