Kristy Swanson, herself a blonde, took her love of blonde jokes and created what we think is a pretty damn funny thread on Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. NOW, this editor says this as a blonde herself having heard every blonde joke under the sun so if you’re a Leftist who accidentally stumbled on this story please spare us the screeching, preening, and ‘THAT’S SEXIST’ nonsense and just laugh with the rest of us.
In other words, lighten up, Francis.
I absolutely love “Dumb Blonde” jokes seriously they are my favorite of most jokes ? Then I realized, you can actually alter them to fit any given situation. Example:
Why does Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez hate M&Ms?They’re too hard to peel… pic.twitter.com/bCGZxN1DZl
— Kristy Swanson (@KristySwansonXO) November 29, 2018
Heh.
What do you call Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez in an institution of higher learning? A visitor.
— Kristy Swanson (@KristySwansonXO) November 29, 2018
D’oh!
Why did Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez put her iPad in the blender?
She was trying to make apple juice.
— Kristy Swanson (@KristySwansonXO) November 29, 2018
Wait, that doesn’t work? WHY DIDN’T SOMEONE TELL THIS EDITOR?!
It all finally makes sense.
Why did Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez buy a BMW?
Because she can spell it. https://t.co/c1AgoEhRHS
— Kristy Swanson (@KristySwansonXO) November 29, 2018
*snort*
Others jumped into the mix:
Why does AOC have ‘TGIF’ on her shoes?
It stands for “toes go in first.”
— Leigo – straight, Republican (comma optional) (@yieldright) November 29, 2018
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So THAT’S what that means.
Duh.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez thinks Roe vs. Wade is an Olympic aquatic event.
— Physics Geek (@physicsgeek) November 29, 2018
BAHAHAHAHA.
So I hear Alexandra O-C laughs at a joke three times: once when she hears it, once when it's explained to her, and once when she understands it.
— Lane C. Russell (@Rowsdower23) November 29, 2018
That’s not a normal thing to do? Who knew?
What do you call ALexandria Ocasio-Cortez in a leather jacket?
A rebel without a clue!
— ???southerngalpal??? (@belleofva) November 29, 2018
A Democrat and a Republican jump off the Empire State Building. Which lands first? The Republican. The Democrat had to stop and try and impose more taxes on the way down. Ba da dm tsshh.
— Troy Woody (@troy_woody) November 29, 2018
Truth.
My favorite blonde joke or only joke I know (and I went through blonde hair phase in my college years) …Two blondes walk into a building. You would have thought one of them would have seen it. ?
— Charis Megill (@coffeegirl_77) November 29, 2018
— Cory Hunt (@Hawkeyenation20) November 29, 2018
Did you hear about the blonde that put lipstick on her forehead so she could make up her mind?
Why can’t you tell blondes knock-knock jokes? Because they go answer the door.
Make sure and tip your waitress!
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