Look carefully at this ‘photo’ of the first Thanksgiving … see the slightly balding gentleman in the fancy duds standing to the left of the Native American taking a piece of turkey from the pilgrim chick?
That’s what they were called, pilgrim chicks. It’s History.
See him? YAAAS there’s Sen. Hatch right there! He even wrote his lovely wife Elaine a letter about the first Thanksgiving.
We enjoyed a joyous feast today with our gracious hosts. While some heatedly debated conspiracy theories regarding the Crown, I paid no heed, for the Turkey was delicious.
I look forward to you and the children joining us in the New World soon.
November 1621 pic.twitter.com/SkDeWHhx9J
— Senator Hatch Office (@senorrinhatch) November 22, 2018
We knew he was old but WOW, right?
Happy Thanksgiving from Orrin and Elaine, here in the greatest country on earth. ?? pic.twitter.com/dl2vAUhnMx
— Senator Hatch Office (@senorrinhatch) November 23, 2018
Admit it, this was awesome.
Whoever is doing Orrin’s social media deserves a raise, truly, although part of us would love to think Orrin himself is writing the tweets but … yeah, probably not.
You're the best Senator pic.twitter.com/mZAAe0NoOb
— Brian Collins (@BrianCollinsMO) November 22, 2018
He won Thanksgiving Twitter, hands down.
You were there, too? I had no idea.
— Jamie O'Brien (@jamieob256) November 22, 2018
Well played, Senator. Well played!
— trishalicious (@bikinimowing) November 22, 2018
So well-played in fact that the usual suspects who crap on anything and everything patriotic showed up to shame the senator for his tweets:
— michelle renee schop (@mrsschopp) November 23, 2018
National Day of Mourning for descendants of survivors of European invaders of this occupied land. THERE IS AND WAS NO NEW WORLD. #FakeHistory
— Julie Dye (@julietooohio) November 22, 2018
Lighten up, Francis
Ugh. Fire the writers and #retirefaster.
— brian feltovich (@BFeltovich) November 22, 2018
Ugh, get a sense of humor.
Maybe read a real history book
— ResistTheCheeto (@DinerMels) November 23, 2018
Maybe try and get that stick out of yer backside.
… And then we stole the land and killed tons of 'em.
— Crypto John McClane (@McclaneCrypto) November 23, 2018
Guess it wouldn’t be Thanksgiving without a bunch of guilt and shame from our dear friends on the Left. *sigh*
That being said, we here at Twitchy hope you all had a wonderful, shame-free day with your families and friends. We are so thankful for each and every one of you, even the cranks up there who have to poo-poo on pretty much everything. -Ed.