We’re starting to understand why Ariana Grande dumped Pete Davidson.

Hey, look at us being all informed about really stupid stuff that usually only millennials care about …

Because nothing’s funnier than a man who lost his eye while fighting for his country.

You know that face you make when you’re waiting in line at Starbucks and the lady at the front orders a dozen different drinks each more confusing than the last when all you want is a freakin’ mocha? Yup, just made that face.

Greg Gutfeld was about as amused as we were:

Whoa, Greg is up on his useless gossip too.

And SNL still sucks, but you knew that.

That’s putting it mildly.

When they go low it’s always lower than we thought possible.

That^.


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